"Wobberjib Whammerjib"

Wobberjib Whammerjib - 'Splodgy' James' next door neighbour in Watford (who was a little bit crazy by all accounts) used to call bacon sandwiches wobberjib whammerjibs.

Wobberjib - Sausage
Whammerjib - Sandwich

Sadly we don't know the actual reasoning or origin behind this term. However the "Wobberjib Whammerjib" has become a family tradition of the Jones family.